Kohl’s is really going hard with a orange velour skull front and center, but Target is absolutely wil’in out with a whole ass section for female incontinence. (no corresponding male section….f’n patriarchy in action.)

Middle age, middle class, white man evening shopping. I know what you want.

it may not be johnny blaze, but this orange velour skull, sitting defiantly on a white table in a kohl’s entry way surrounded by inoffensive run of the mill suburban mom halloween tat will haunt your dreams.