i got to hang out with a buddy last night and was deeply distraught when i found out he has been hassled by birds…it seems a new young tuff has set up on his patio and has been breaking his sleep in the mornings

he relayed that another friend suggested he get an app to record the bird call so he could identify it….to which he had frustratedly responded…

of course i’ve used the app before when i’ve been hassled by birds

i had to stop him and inquire into his well being…as i was immediately inundated with images of him walking down the street and a angry flock of birds in gang outfits gathered around him like 1950’s toughs and hassled him for his milk money….it is one of the oldest and whitest things i have ever heard and we laughed a lot as we expounded on that image and bemoaned his fate of being bullied by our feathered friends

image courtesy of Tough bird on the block is a photograph by Dan Friend